dontdropthebaby
Being induced is one of the things that pregnant women fear almost as much as stitches.
Teeth are a major problem. Your major problem, since as chief comforter you get to deal with a wailing, grumpy baby or toddler, or both.
99.9% of children are awkward about eating at some stage in their lives and boy does it wind you up like nothing else on the planet.
1. Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
1. Removal of dummy
2. Turning off TV
3. Going in shopping trolley
4. Going in car seat
5. Sibling getting something they want